If You Were Darth Vader...

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  1. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    ..would you psychologically order the annahilation of

    (a) all insects in the universe
    (b) some insects, not all of them because I like some of them
    or
    (c) none of the above?
     
  2. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    this
     
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  3. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    or (d) listen to the new video by /T/N/A/F/

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yh8JWx_S9g
     
  4. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    no thanks
     
  5. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i would dissappear.
     
  6. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Leave the insects.
    People are the worst.
    We truly are.
     
  7. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    I agree.

    But flies.

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  8. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    I'd like to hear the opinion on this from a few barefoot hippies who live in the tropics.
     
  9. The Walking Dickhead

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    I miss the fucking moths, at least thay just hid on the wall somewhere usually
     
  10. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    Good bye city. Hello farmland.
     
  11. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    I'd get rid of mosquitoes and ticks. To hell with 'em.
     
  12. The force is strong with the insects. Didn't Jesus say something like "If you had the faith of a flea, you could move mountains?" Yeah. Darth is lucky the insects didn't kill him, or maybe he knew not to mess with them.
     
  13. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    I like mosquitos because they are an evolutionary mystery. Ticks are just little round micro pancakes that in order to feed of you they have to live in you. Ticks can fuck off.

    Given the chance I would untick ticks, even if it means superhuman laser eyes will never be invented
     
  14. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    i would try to keep my kids from having sex with each other
     
  15. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    You may be thinking of the passage from Corinthians:

    "If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing."

    But I imagine Vader wouldn't like a flea in his helmet, since he'd die if he took it off. That would really suck.
     
  16. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjEqVlcgJyE
     
  17. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    I'm looking for more specific answers here guys, I like all your funny replies but seriously flies, should they all die or not
     
  18. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    Flies and insects are an essential part of the global ecosystem. Without them the animal and plant kingdoms would collapse.
     
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  19. The Walking Dickhead

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    Cheese sandwiches. Geology. Everything else in the entire univrse.

    These are all things that might not exist without insects

    ETs and EDs are ok, exoplants and
     
  20. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    dude, you want a serious answer? he couldnt beat a ragtag group of rebels so what makes you think he has the power to kill an unlimited number of bugs, dont forget that his mind tricks wont work on that fat ass insect watto
     

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