If you see this on your TV, YOU FAIL!!!...

pics of you nailing the chick while shes crying to the footage of her dead monkey's uncle or it didn't happen.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oaSZxd9jOY

Make the monkey blind
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey.

 

if you see this on your tv...

you phail

 

thats one bad monkey

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IFRnHCBRP8&feature=related


He left the monkey sitting on the driver's seat,
The monkey pulled the throttle, the locomotive jumped the gun
And did 90 miles an hour down the mainline run.

Big locomotive right on time, big locomotive coming down the line.
Big locomotive No. 99, left the engineer with a worried mind.

 

Are we on topic yet?

 

you making monkey go crazy,,

Have you heard the SSRI story yet on the monkey.. see if I can find it?

 

Jesus christ they're giving SSRI's to monkey's now?

lolwut?

 

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Monkey must of been a mock story,, but he was on xanax...

 

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^ Lol!

 

Totally adorable.

 

^ oh yeah intil its tripping on Xanax. ;d

 

How does one trip on alprazolam exactly?

I'm bored. My friend just left and there's nothing to do now =(

 

Idk, exactly but you know how them monkeys get hooked on shit really quick, they be smoking ciggeretts and booze, watching p0rn.. hitting the pill bottle pretty hard.. next thing you know they are chewing your face off.

 

Yeah, well they have no reason to stop. Think about it. You're a monkey in a cage, or if you're lucky, an enclosure, with the same shit every day. Why not get high constantly? Haha.

Those monkeys are livin' it up

 

its a shame though, cause the monkey is so like us, and we can say what they be thinking. But they have done mris and scans of the brain of monkey when they see pictures, their brains light up just like ours..

If all monkeys go to heaven, what do you think he said to the other monkeys when he got there??

"That bitch molesetered me when I was a little chimp, so I chewed her face off"

 

Ahahaha