if you reply to this thread you will get internet herpes

you have herpes

 

and this forum does not support internet condoms.

 

Death, your threads just keep getting better and better...

 

Pffft...shows what you know, I already HAVE internet herpes. Now you have also have internet mono...

 

Seeing as I am posting in this thread with you, it means you have internet syphilis as well as crabs.

 

well, since we all have internet herpes already we might as well have an internet orgy. spread the love, in all kinds of ways!

 

aids

 

this internet ISTD orgy is going to produce some new super internet sexbug. i cant wait to see what it is

 

What will we name it?

 

eids

 

no, eaids

 

you know there is already the human version of adaherpagonnssyphillatitis.

thats aids herpes gonnorheeea syphilis and hepatitis. im sure crabs and warts snad


if theres more hood it up

 

What about scabies and pube lice...?

 

pube lice is crabs.

i didnt know scabies was an std. what is it?"

 

pube lice isn't crabs, is it?

 

yes....

"Scabies is transmitted readily, often throughout an entire household, by skin-to-skin contact with an infected person (e.g. bed partners, schoolmates, daycare), and thus is sometimes classed as a sexually transmitted disease."

 

what about cooties?

 

and I'm pretty sure pube lice are more affectionately known as crabs.

 

circle, circle..
Dot, Dot..
Now you have the cooties shot...


I've had cooties since I've been born...

 

Really, hmm, did not know... I need to get my STD's in check...