if you reply to this thread you will get internet herpes

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Death, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    you have herpes
     
  2. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    and this forum does not support internet condoms.
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Death, your threads just keep getting better and better...
     
  4. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

    Pffft...shows what you know, I already HAVE internet herpes. Now you have also have internet mono...
     
  5. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

    Seeing as I am posting in this thread with you, it means you have internet syphilis as well as crabs.
     
  6. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

    well, since we all have internet herpes already we might as well have an internet orgy. spread the love, in all kinds of ways!
     
  7. edyb123

    edyb123 Senior Member

  8. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    this internet ISTD orgy is going to produce some new super internet sexbug. i cant wait to see what it is
     
  9. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

    What will we name it?
     
  10. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

  11. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    no, eaids
     
  12. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    you know there is already the human version of adaherpagonnssyphillatitis.

    thats aids herpes gonnorheeea syphilis and hepatitis. im sure crabs and warts snad


    if theres more hood it up
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    What about scabies and pube lice...?
     
  14. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    pube lice is crabs.

    i didnt know scabies was an std. what is it?"
     
  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    pube lice isn't crabs, is it?
     
  16. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    yes....

    "Scabies is transmitted readily, often throughout an entire household, by skin-to-skin contact with an infected person (e.g. bed partners, schoolmates, daycare), and thus is sometimes classed as a sexually transmitted disease."
     
  17. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

    what about cooties?
     
  18. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

    and I'm pretty sure pube lice are more affectionately known as crabs.
     
  19. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    circle, circle..
    Dot, Dot..
    Now you have the cooties shot...


    I've had cooties since I've been born...
     
  20. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Really, hmm, did not know... I need to get my STD's in check...
     

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