If you had to date one person on HF...

Bird_Migration

I used to have a crush on him too. Sexy fella.

 

I have a lot of non lesbian girl crushed on here.

 

Hetero crushes! lol

 

So you came back to the HipFora just for this thread?

In other news, Ruby is and was my original HF mancrush.

 

No. I came back for you. Just. For. You. :love:

 

IF I wasn't engaged, and like Mitchell died a terrible death, after I grieved, I might date MattyDigs.

...hopefully he never sees this post, 'cause we'll never hear the end of it.

 

It was worth the 6 year wait.

 

I sensed you were diggin' on matty.

 

lol. Not like "Imma interwebs cheat on my boyfriend, RIIIIIIGHT NOOOW!"

It's just like, "Awwwh, youre nice. Please don't say your're gonna jizz between my toes."

lmfao. bible study.

 

haha, thanks man.

i'd be down to hang out with you and TNS if i ever find myself down in georgia. not sure i could keep up with how hard you guys party though

i'd also really like to hand out with mr. writer and guerillabedlam. the three of us are the same age and have been posting on here for several years. i'm pretty sure we would be tripping if we did hang out.

 

You two really need to find a room – I mean doin’ it outdoors and shit


Hotwater

 

*betwixt, not between. haha

bible study! lololol it was just me and fuddy at "bible study" last night. we were both drunk as fuck, and i don't recall logging out....so i may have fallen asleep mid conversation lol.

 

Fuddy: Mama? Mama? You there....

 

*falls asleep with face on the keyboard*

 

I read all 8 pages and my name was nowhere to be found :'(

If HF had hashtages mine would be #ForeverAlone

 

Ouch. That cuts deep!

 

I'm breaking up with you starting at 2:25pm. Best friend status will resume when the game is over.

 

You should see him demonstrate doggy style on the back of his chair. It's riveting.

 

Don't feel bad, a few years ago my name would be all over threads like these and now nobody loves me anymore.