If you had three wishes

1. For marijuana to be legalized in the US.
2. To have a really giant penis.
3. To have penises for fingers that spray blood.

 

Ding! Ding! Ding! ... We have a winner, folks!

 

Pardon?????

 

1. Visits from aliens.
2. Abduct aliens.
3. Experiments on aliens.

 

1>not have to live in an advisarial culture. 2>not have to be good at learning languages to not have to.
3>and will whatever real god there is, to please explain to fat headed fanatics
the facts of the universe that have nothing to do with their denial of science
nor with their demands for each other to pretend the same things as themselves
which have nothing to do with anything.

 

1. My vote matters.
2. My vote worth money.
3. Sell my vote.

 

Clever.

 

1. To be able to sleep with any woman I want, anytime I want (Especially ones that don't like me)

2. Drive any kind of car i want whenever I want

3. To actually see if there's anything in Area 51, and no all the secrets the government has been hiding on extraterrestrial beings existence and technology

 

Especially the ones that don't like me??? HAHAHAH

 

Oh yes, reeeeally want them

 

I have Lottie at my place. She might help???

 

Whom is Lottie?

 

Ooh, a treat for you.
She lives in my cellar at my place.

 

isn't Lottie fictitious though? & she's hefty for Eric!

 

Aww true. lol

 

Area 51 was going to be stormed be ufologists a few months ago.

 

I tried to be Lottie twice but Candy will have none of it. lol

 

Yeah, weak effort on thier part. I knew it was going to fizzle down, all the hype and nonsense leading up to 20 September

 

Sounds scary

 

You haven't seen her?