If you had three wishes

Yes, I understand that.
I read in real like he was a sex maniac. lol
I also know a guy that looks just like him. lol

 

1. to be able to get revenge on a few individuals who did me wrong
2. to fine a job that I love doing
3. to be pegged by a woman without feeling shame

 

Just like Tiger Woods, David Duchovny had to go through sex therapy classes to stem the urge...lol...

 

Oh yes, Tiger Woods too. lol

 

LOL.......



Cheers Glen.

 

Or like in The Monkey's Paw
I forget what happens but I know it was about wishes being twisted.
The Wish Genie is mean.
He KNOWS what we MEAN.

 

I wish to be able to teleport.

To become lucid in my dreams tonight.

To remember the dreams tomorrow.

 

Wish common sense was more common

 

Guy wishes for a penis so long it will touch the ground. Seconds later he's lost his legs...

 

I wish that folks new sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

 

I wish I'd had weed now at my home.

I dont wanna drink alcohol any more because alcohol makes me out of control. I get agreesive and throw things, break things with anger and sadness. Recently I get very agressive on alcohol. However, my body wants to be on something.

I actually know someone who has access to weed but seeing as how I am having an alcohol use disorder, he prefers not to get me weed. He wouldn't.


I went to the doctor and he prescribed a useless medication so I stopped after a week.

 

Imma need more wishes...

 

Might not land here but...

 

my first wish this time is that no one, no person, no government, no industry or 'developer' would ever destroy a 'magical' place.
my second is that i would not have to indenture myself to anything to live near one, as i lived near many what i was growing up.
my third wish would be to keep my third wish as a spare one, just in case i ever needed it.
or maybe, my third wish would be that this could be for everyone who wants its it.
who wants to live in a world like those first two. a world with few enough people that everyone could.
a world with people logical enough and considerate enough to build their infrastructure, along with everything else, in such a way, that everyone could.

for people to understand that we can do that, instead of perpetuating the myth that we can't.

 

I wish themnax's wishes come true

I wish for a really good hot chocolate

And a bath. I can do that one.

 

Squirrel Girl like unbeatability.
Theme song when I enter rooms.
People Google their problems before asking me questions.

 

I wish it was Summer all year

To win the lottery

Wipeout bullies

 

-I wish people were honest and decent to each other

-I wish there was no such thing as corruption

-I wish for some men to just grow up and quit being whiny little sissy bitches, hiding behind lame excuses