If you had three wishes

Oh love the last wish. lol

 

"what's that in the sky? oh no, everybody think nice thoughts! flying diarrheaman is coming!"

 

Oh gawd. lol

 

1. Mosquito extinction.
2. Flea extinction.
3. Extinction extinction.

 

You don't ask for much. lol

 

Only the best for me Candy.

 

You need a flea collar. lol

 

hahahaha

 

You might enjoy that. lol

 

I'll take it off with everything else.

 

I wish. lol

 

1. Thane of Glamis.
   
2. Thane of Cawdor.
   
3. King.

 

I wish joy to all members.
I wish jobs for those that need them.
I wish I was not such a flirt. lol

 

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

1. Eat the porridge of mother and father bear all up.
2. Sit on the chairs of mother and father bear.
3. Sleep with Goldielocks in baby bear's bed.

 

mmm getting there. lol

 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Fourth wish: Follow the story-line of the original 1850 version where Goldilocks is an old lady with silver hair, rather than the newer version where Goldilocks is a little girl,
and Dr Rainbow is arrested, tried, and convicted, for being a pedophile

 

Ouch