If you had three wishes

If your question is serious, you forgot more wishes. I would wish for infinite wishes. Ironically FWIW that is what I used to wish for at my birthday party, when I was a child. They said I could have a wish. And what can I say, I took them literally. Where are all my wishes, then?

 

Thanks. It sux but I'll survive. Won't be for a few years tho

 

Maybe some wishes may come true, before then.

 

I wish I had been born female
I wish I had been born female
I wish I had been born female

No need to make any different wishes. I prefered to wish the same 3 times.

So.. Where is the genie that will make me reborn?

 

Genie to Grandeur; Dude you must be trippin’

Give up being able to piss wherever you want to, act a fool whenever you want to without losing bro points, you can wake up from a sound sleep and are out the door in under a minute,
you can wear the same black suit for work, church, a funeral, or a wedding. you never have to grow up, walk down the street any time of the day or night without fear of being accosted,
you can sleep around all you want without getting pregnant, go into a bar and drink a beer without fear of getting hit-on, no menstrual pains, you don’t have to age gracefully,
when the car breaks down open the hood and make the necessary repairs, you don’t have to wear make-up, If your angry punch the wall and start feeling better immediately,
you can get a hard-on in seconds, and finally; you can build your own man cave and keep out the opposite sex.

 

I had a 50 percent change and I couldnt make it.

How unlucky I am.

 

Goddamit. Somobody should bring the edit button back.

I meant chance, not change.

 

There is a typo thread. lol

 

if the opposite sex wants into the man cave, the opposite sex is coming into the man cave.

 

I am on my way. lol

 

When opposite happens, opposite sex cannot.

This is the power of female gender.

They have power. Women can easily have men beaten up by other men. Being a woman is amazing and being a man sucks.


Instead of having a world size property, have a nut size pussy.

This is a turkish saying, which is so true for turkey at least if not for the west.

 

My wish didn't come true, candy. I am not reborn.

 

Give it time.

 

1. Save the earth.
2. Return the dinosaurs.
3. Return the unicorns.

 

Sucked
Fucked
Expert in 10 languages

 

1. Kick Satan in the balls.
2. Kick Judas Iscariot in the balls.
   
3. Kick Adolf Hitler in the ball.

 

Oh I say. lol

 

1. Neverending icecream.
2. Neverending cookies.
   
3. Neverending donuts.

 

That can be arranged. lol

 

1: Ability to fly
2: Ability to read minds
3: Ability to make nasty people soil themselves at will!