If you had three wishes

I have not seen her, let's see

 

Ask Rainbow he is rather attached to her.
I must finish packing my cases.

 

1. Invulnerability
2. Precognition. I want the ability to avoid making serious mistakes. Aaand, I would also cheat in gambling like a motherfucker, but with the promise that I'd share the wealth beyond what I don't need myself.
3. I'd probably save up the 3rd one for times of real need. But proficiency in all languages past, present and future would surely be a top pick, to mention an example.

 

1. Mature blonde lady
2. Mature red head lady (ginger as a lot of you like to say now)
3. Mature brunette lady

Not necessarily in that order either. All giving me whatever pleasure I desire.

 

Good health,
Wealth,
Happiness.

With those three, I would be happy for the rest of my life, as long as the wealth took some effort on my part and did not turn me into a lazy slob.

 

might as well just make wish #3 "happiness for life" and you wouldn't have to worry about it.

 

SIMPLE.!!!!
Just buy your wife a couple of wigs.

 

Nope, nope, nope, nope- nope! Not the same!!!

 

You are making me laugh now, remembering the afternoon that I had to pick our son up from nursery when Jane dyed her hair and it all went wrong.
He came out with a group of friends and blurted in a loud voice in front of all the other parents. "where's mom. I wanted to show my friends her bright purple hair".

He had the art of embarrassing us.
On another occasion he decided to blurt out. "Next time you sex mom, do it properly. I want a baby brother and last time you got me a stupid baby sister".

 

>no one demanding everyone pretend the universe was created for the sole purpose of enabling humans to exist.
>wake up one morning with five times the infrastructure and one twentieth as many people.
>the ability to create things by envisioning their form.

 

Oh daaaaaamn!!!!

 

1. an infinite pile of logs that never diminished
2. a talented robot chef
3. that my bike could fly when i wanted it to

 

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Number 2 wish granted ...lol...

 

excellent! then i change that wish to i want one for free.
and i'd rather it look cuboid and metallic than like a human but i guess i could deal with the hot chick robot if i had to...

 

I wish the guy who had stayed at my home wouldn't have refused to get me weed.

He smokes but he doesnt give me weed. Shame. Shame. Shame.

It is really shame.

 

Maybe he didn’t think you could handle weed

 

Weed does not make one lose control like alcohol does, though.

 

Alcohol makes me out of control and with memory lose, I dont even remember what I do.

One day I threw my labtop out of window and I dont even remember doing it. No memory of it. I found it out in the morning. Since I am depressed, I get agressive and out of control with alcohol. And I dont even remember what I do.

Weed does not have such effects. You are not out of control on weed like you are on alcohol.


I need something to make my head buzzed. If not alcohol, then weed.

I get very strong nicotine buzzes in mornings but it lasts for 1 mintue only.

Nicotine high lasts for 1 minute and you have to wait for too long without smoking to have the nictoine buzz again, weed high lasts longer. Weed is pretty low quality in Turkey but it is better than no weed.

 

Yup. They have since retracted the entire thing and said that it was stunt for a music venue they want to hold at the location.