ok if i was gonna call god, that's when i'd do it, when i'm good and plastered and won't remember much the next day!
I put an add up for gay sex on craigslist and put down my friends number. He got a call from some dude named Conrad. If I had god's number, it'd be more severe... untill he appologises for the universe.
I'd call god up for phone sex. *bring bring* "This is god." "Horny slut hotline, this is Jasmine" "Spencer, stop calling this line is for emergencies." "I want the holy spirit inside me!" *click*
I'd tell that fucker to start paying attention.I'd probably end up in everlasting booga-booga land.Asshole.
Id be like "Hey God can I ask you a question? How did you come up with the slide closing sequence on Gates of Delerium?" And Steve Howe would reply "It just sort of happened."