If you had God's cell phone number

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by A-Bear's-Vagina, Feb 3, 2009.

  1. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

    haha I'd drunk dial the bitch
     
  2. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    ok if i was gonna call god, that's when i'd do it, when i'm good and plastered and won't remember much the next day!
     
  3. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

    exactly... I'd look at my cell... wtf?! it says god? holy shit what'd I say. :eek:
     
  4. lode

    lode One Man Orgy HipForums Supporter

    I put an add up for gay sex on craigslist and put down my friends number. He got a call from some dude named Conrad.

    If I had god's number, it'd be more severe... untill he appologises for the universe. ;)
     
  5. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    I'd have the conversation, write a book about it and make millions. :rolleyes:
     
  6. lode

    lode One Man Orgy HipForums Supporter

    I'd call god up for phone sex.

    *bring bring*

    "This is god."

    "Horny slut hotline, this is Jasmine"

    "Spencer, stop calling this line is for emergencies."

    "I want the holy spirit inside me!"

    *click*
     
  7. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

    I'd ask him his address so we could hang out and talk about the universe.
     
  8. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

    I never have any credit on my pay-as-you-go phone so I wouldn't be able to call him.
     
  9. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I'd tell that fucker to start paying attention.I'd probably end up in everlasting booga-booga land.Asshole.
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    whether his refrigerator's running.
     
  11. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

    i would just ask


    'what the fuck is this some kind of fucking joke?'

    lol
     
  12. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

    i'd be like, yo, what the hell dude? what did iiiiii do?
     
  13. Traceroni.

    Traceroni. Senior Member

    haha same, I hate phones.
     
  14. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    I don't like telephones. And I really don't like calling strangers. God is a stranger.
     
  15. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

    Id be like "Hey God can I ask you a question? How did you come up with the slide closing sequence on Gates of Delerium?"
    And Steve Howe would reply "It just sort of happened."
     

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