If you had God's cell phone number

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by A-Bear's-Vagina, Feb 3, 2009.

  1. A-Bear's-Vagina

    A-Bear's-Vagina 2 Kings Chapter 2 23-24

    what would you ask him/her/it/everything?
     
  2. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    I'd want to know what cell phone provider he/she/it was using.
     
  3. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    i probably wouldn't even call...

    i keep meaning to call so many damn people i just have a hard time bringing myself to do so because i always think i'm a bother, so therefore i wouldn't call him/her/it
     
  4. A-Bear's-Vagina

    A-Bear's-Vagina 2 Kings Chapter 2 23-24

    It wouldn't be a bother call me anytime!
     
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I'd send him pics of my nuts like I do my wife
     
  6. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    stop telling what we do in private. :p
     
  7. ToFunToDie

    ToFunToDie Senior Member

    I would ask him for my own country. Called Zeetopria.
     
  8. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member


    just nuts, no schlong? disappointing!
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    oh well of course.


    her favorite are the ones of me taking my morning shit. She loves seeing how it went when she has her morning break at work
     
  10. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    oh yeah i'm sure it's the highlight of her day, if only you could send the smell over the phone.
     
  11. spirit of the night

    spirit of the night Senior Member

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  12. Hippie McRaver

    Hippie McRaver Senior Member

    A friend was walking in the desert when he found the telephone to God. The setting was Burning Man, an electronic arts and music festival for which 50,000 people descend on Black Rock City, Nevada, for eight days of "radical self-expression"—dancing, socializing, meditating, and debauchery.

    A phone booth in the middle of the desert with a sign that said "Talk to God" was a surreal sight even at Burning Man. The idea was that you picked up the phone, and God—or someone claiming to be God—would be at the other end to ease your pain.

    to keep reading, http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/index.php?term=pto-4696.html&fromMod=emailed
     
  13. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    I wouldn't call. I fucking hate telephones. God can wait to talk to me until I die.
     
  14. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    got that covered. I save it all in jars, and don't seal them till AFTER she gets home so that in case she wants to sniff it, she can
     
  15. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member


    oh i shoulda known you'd have some sort of clever plan to secure the scent of a nice morning bowel movement!
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    how could I ever let something that great go to waste?
     
  17. does2

    does2 Member

    It would probably be busy all the time.

    I'd post his number at cool places.
     
  18. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

    Why?
     
  19. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member


    from the looks of it you're a waste not ant not kinda dude, i mean damn, the clogged screen thread said that for ya!
     
  20. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    yeah, but I burnt that off, I didn't save it or smoke it. I don't save any of my resin, it goes down the drain with the isopropyl
     

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