if you had a utility belt like a super hero...

Talking of Superheroes , I have nightmares about being Batman.

Not involving the Penguin or the Joker.
But that misfit Robin.

Sort of he comes into the Batcave , saying
"Ooooh Batman , you're looking kinda hot today , with those pants on the outside...."

 

you've never actually read a comic book, have you?

 

Why u ask?
Was Batman the taker in the comics?

 

flask
ganja container
compact glass pipe (in carrying case)
cigar case
espresso machine (good idea)
knife/sheath
compass
grappling hook
smoke bombs
confetti dispsenser


all the necessities for a makeshift party

 

A switchblade comb (for my killer stache)
a tampon
tube of Monistat 7
single pair of pantyhose (to put on my head as a disguise..)
anal beads...
and one single match...

 

ice-maker
bottle-opener
an extendable ass-pincher
a odour neutralizing spray(effective from 5metres)

 

A PBR holster.
A large vial of coke.
A hookah.
A lasso.
A boombox, old school.
The handy grabber.
A back scratcher.
Q-tips.
Some baby oil.
And pipe cleaners.

 

Turn signals, help button, spigmomanometer

 

Capsule of E pills
Vial of LSD
Note saying "you are tripping. ignore the purple elephants."