If You Find Food On Your Bed Do You Eat It?

I mean I'm not asking because I found food on my bed and ate it. I'm just asking because it was a random thought that popped in my head.

 

If I found food on my bed it would be cat vomit... so, no, I wouldn't eat it.

 

^^^....Me Likewise......



Cheers Glen.

 

One of the dogs kindly jumps off the bed before he starts vomitting. And the other one... well, he is willing to vomit on the bed, but when I hear that vomitting sound I quickly react, putting him down on the floor. So, no vomitting for me.

 

Speaking of animals, so I had my headphones on my bed, and one of the dogs thought it was food. I guess my ear wax tasted and/or smelled good. So, he had one of the earbuds in his mouth. He wouldn't let it go either.

It was an awkward moment for both of us.

 

no

i scoot it onto the floor to join the hair and toenail clipping collection

 

The little guy that is your avatar is showing you that there is a trash can right there.

 

Only ak mak crackers, but.even then, probably not

 

I would probably wonder how in earth it would have gotten there and not eat it just to be sure.

Cats or dogs in my bedroom is a no go.

 

No I'd toss it off onto the floor shout emphatically "Five seconds rule!" and then proceed to eat it.

 

Depends on who served it.

 

If I find protein between my bed sheets, do I eat it?

 

It's sour tasting for me.

I mean the human kind. Not the whale kind.

 

You tasted whale sperm and you didn't think it was sour?

 

Well, we all tasted whale sperm, apparently.

Did you think it was sour or salty?

 

since i am the only one likely to have put it there, i would hope it was on a plate.