"If you dun dun dun, you're not my friend"

Involved me in a lie. That would be a deal breaker for me.

 

if you lack a sense of humor, you are not my friend.

 

damn stacy this person sounds kinda familiar

:xmastree:

 

yeah 99% of the people here.

Ignore them assholes. They dont have a sense of independence and survival and YOU have it better than them in the end. They dont care about shit because its mommy and daddys money, not theirs. They will never get the real world.
ive got picked on ever since i got my sebring "oh she turned into a little yuppie girl" by a lot of jealous people but they never found out that i paid for my car and i really care for it, its my baby!

but its sad how some can be arrogant enough and think that before finding out.
I never look down upon someone with a nice car, but when they talk shit about it cause it doesnt have something they want, thats when i say shut the fuck up

 

yeah i dont like that either. unless its to see a guy or a girl you dont want your parents to find out

then "im going to so and so's house" but really to get lucky...ill go along with that. everyone needs a little love

 

If you make gay little lists about what you require from people you're not my friend.

 

if you constantly post pictures of yourself in search of validation when really it should be against the law for you not to have a paper bag on your head, you're not my friend.

 

fucking LOL
if your name starts with a c and ends with an a you are probably not my friend.. oh wait..

 

If you talk like you're Ke$ha, you're not my friend
If you senslessly hate, you're not my friend
If you don't respect me, you're not my friend
If you're a yuppie, you're not my friend

 

1) If you don't respect my beliefs but expect me to bow down to yours, you're not my friend.
2) If you're overly materialistic and judge people so, fuck you and you're also not my friend.
3) If you brag about your own successes, achievements and 'knowledge' every 2 seconds, you are absolutely not my friend.
4) If you rigidly believe in 'right' or 'wrong', and are overly opinionated and need to show it constantly, you're not my friend.

 

actually, that's a pretty good one.

 

If you are an Internet friend and you talk all kinds of shit about me at other places on the Internet, you're not my friend.

So take me off your friends list bitch!

 

what if we talk all kinds of shit about you right here?

 

I encourage that.

At least I will be here to read it.

 

If you don't need a new friend, you're not my friend! LoL

 

if you ain't ever caught a rabbit

 

If I'm not intoxicated, you're not my friend.

 

if you hate me for some reason.. you are not my friend

if all your friends are "internet friends"
and you constantly talk about
how much better they are than me
when we are hanging out in person.. you are not my friend

other than that we're cool