if you drop food on the floor..

My home my floor / Pick up eat.
Outdoors grassy area not to much human traffic/ Pick up eat.
Food left over from coworker on table in lunch room/ No Eat.

 

Hey...I Live On My Own....So I Make The Rules...O.K..?...Pick It Up....Dust It Off....Eat It....No Probs..




Yours........Whilst Taking His Medication For A Suspected Case Of Food Poisoning.....??

Glen.

 

mushy growin showed me a new conept of clean, when you drop somthing clean on the floor it becomes contaminated by the filth of the floor (it looks clean but it is not) the food is most likely no where close to clean unless you sterilized it or it is bacon, the food isnt clean, the floor is even dirtier and the dirty stoner picking that dirty ass shit up is dirtier than the food and floor combined even after a shower of massive proportions. I am not ashamed of eating off the floor, keeps my junk on it's toes.

 

If the floor is "clean" and I want the food, then sure. If not, eeekk

 

Five-second rule, unless it actually falls in dirt.

 

lololol... thats gross, but... i've seen it happen. hahaha

 

5 secs 10 secs 1,000,000 secs whatever