If You Don't Want Trick-O-Treaters

don't carve a pumpkin and leave it light out front. fucking duh, shit don't even carve a pumpkin.

pretty simple.

i won't care a pumpkin, but i got my costume ready already.

halloween is awesome.

I wish it happened every season.

 

i never seem to be home during trick or treat. so i can't really say for sure whether kids knock on my door.

probably not, i was always taught that if there's not a porch light on, it means you're not supposed to trick or treat there.

 

Even though Mia and Kieran are too old now to go out, I still love having the little ones come to the door. It is great.

I still do the pumpkin and decorate the house. Even Lace (dog) wears a costume.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Come into my home disregarding the smell rotten fuckin pumpkins line my windowsill. No need for masks these days I've outgrown the costume part of it ran out of ideas when all the new ones be so hard to get. Instead I just live Irminsul all year round where Halloween be my state of mind, state of thought and state of sound.

 

I have a sign ready to hold on friday after i get off work. I will be in my costume on the busy corner with the sign.

Its strait anarchy that the everyone will relate to. Ill stand their with my music in so i can't hear anyone to turn my head.

Saturday night, Strait fun.

 

This year I actually want to go to my parents house and hand out candy. They always get hundreds of kids. I am such a geek.

 

I loved carving pumpkins as a kid.

not carved one in I don't know how long.


but i almost need to now... cause the pumpkin seeds baked oven are sooo good!

 

you should make 20 different notes, hand out a with every candy. make copy somewhere.

give a powerful message to the kids so they don't just eat start GMO food.

It can be anything.

 

Roasted pumpkin seeds are the best!!! :chef:

 

They are so damn good!

During halloween when the kids are gone and its around 11pm and the shops close cause the kids in bed with there mind racing cause of sugar... lol

Ive takin pumpkins to practice shooting cause i don't have to pick up plastic and stuff.

I need to cook em seeds.

Pumpkin thief heheheh

Their are parts of town that have so many you know they just thrown them in the dumpster...

 

I seen some decorated houses today, one my favorites with the angle trumpet plants outside. see I can get a picture tomorrow..

 

I never been a decorator... I just like walking down the street and not truing my head and just stare and ranomd people, if they continue to look as we past i turn around and stare as I walk backwards.


heheheh

 

Ain't nobody gonna walk down my 1/4 mile long driveway, through the woods, at night...

 

TY you should hold a sign at the front of your driveway saying.

Don't kiss unprotected, we both have facial hair.

 

That is a really good idea......

 

The kids are important!

They go to school being told what to think. Now is your chance to let them think to act!

 

I trick or treat at 5:30 in the morning, still out, I'm standing on your lawn and I'm looking through a window *tap tap* I see a gummy bear on the table.. you gonna eat that? The very next day when I try to trick or treat it's always "GET OFF MY PORCH! OR ILL CALL THE COPS YOU FREAK" sometimes I really don't understand you people but that's okay, I'll see you all the next time looking for hand outs at your child's ballet.

 

Perhaps being creative and making a terrifying Monsanto Claus halloween costume will give that message

 

The kids get all the treats. Maybe this year I will leave out a bowl of candy for the kids and a keg of good beer and plastic cups for the parents. I can hear it now....parents telling kids "Don't you guys want to go back to the house with the big bowl of candy again?"

 

they wouldn't have to, kids don't get to trick or treat at night anymore. it's always saturday afternoon from 3 to 5 or something, so it's over long before dusk.