i think it's at my brothers house. he always ends up with the good stuff. guess it's good to be the oldest.
I've never really thought about peeing on anyone's carpet. I think dogs have... maybe that's why they do it so much.
right now Id really like to find the main office of Penn Dot or whatever and pop a squat.. but just before drink alot.. those feckers.. who charges someone 400 bucks for a bridge they didnt even break? it was broke before I hit it.. and if it would have been fixed from the last time I wouldnt have hit it again and we'd all be peachy.. they should be fixin the truck but nooo I had to.. shitbricks... Id love to pee on Jay Leno's carpet too ..
Back in highschool, two friends and I were kicked out of a party cause a girl from one of my classes was hitting on me and one of my buds almost got in a fistfight with her boyfriend over it. So we leave, but not before my friend empties his bladder on the dude's seatcover in his camaro.
I once pee'd through the open window of a car, I didnt have any rightious intentions. I was just being a random ass and I am sure I will pay for it
i wanna play connect the dots ....by peeing lines from one puke stain to another .......and i wanna draw a portrait of dubbya , our fearless leader .ill do it on crummys carpet and sign it itll be worth tens of dollars as avant guard art .
no i use a iv epicac . with a button like a morphine drippie booster . so i just eat at crystals or whitecastle , then just strole the carpet dropping bombs where needed to draw the presidential portrait
im in a hotel so id hold on. ok right now im peeing on the carpet no joke there i peed in the closet.