If you could pee an anybodies carpet,

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by crummyrummy, Apr 21, 2007.

  1. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    i think it's at my brothers house. he always ends up with the good stuff. guess it's good to be the oldest.
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

  3. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    poppycock
     
  4. Definitely Jennifer Love Hewitt. I really don't like her.
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    It would be so funny if she posted and voted for you!!!!
     
  6. ItzJessI3itch

    ItzJessI3itch Banned

    I've never really thought about peeing on anyone's carpet. I think dogs have... maybe that's why they do it so much.
     
  7. May Aizelle

    May Aizelle Member

    right now Id really like to find the main office of Penn Dot or whatever and pop a squat.. but just before drink alot.. those feckers.. who charges someone 400 bucks for a bridge they didnt even break? it was broke before I hit it.. and if it would have been fixed from the last time I wouldnt have hit it again and we'd all be peachy.. they should be fixin the truck but nooo I had to.. shitbricks...

    Id love to pee on Jay Leno's carpet too ..
     
  8. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    How about the carpet on Donald Trump's head.
     
  9. yes that would be HILARIOUS
     
  10. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    I'd prefer just to pee on my own, or my wifes carpet, that would be hot
     
  11. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Back in highschool, two friends and I were kicked out of a party cause a girl from one of my classes was hitting on me and one of my buds almost got in a fistfight with her boyfriend over it. So we leave, but not before my friend empties his bladder on the dude's seatcover in his camaro.
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I once pee'd through the open window of a car, I didnt have any rightious intentions. I was just being a random ass and I am sure I will pay for it
     
  13. CrazedPotHead

    CrazedPotHead Member

    mr. green's lol
     
  14. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    NO, some perfect stranger's winder
     
  15. SunStoned72

    SunStoned72 just kidding

    the new pope or the old one?
     
  16. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I wanna pee on the next one's carpet
     
  17. makno

    makno Senior Member

    i wanna play connect the dots ....by peeing lines from one puke stain to another .......and i wanna draw a portrait of dubbya , our fearless leader .ill do it on crummys carpet and sign it itll be worth tens of dollars as avant guard art .
     
  18. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    got a designated puker?
     
  19. makno

    makno Senior Member

    no i use a iv epicac . with a button like a morphine drippie booster . so i just eat at crystals or whitecastle , then just strole the carpet dropping bombs where needed to draw the presidential portrait
     
  20. im in a hotel so id hold on. ok right now im peeing on the carpet no joke there i peed in the closet.
     

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