i pee'd on the carpet during story time in preschool. some kid put his hand in it and got all grossed out that it was wet. i pretended it wasn't me and acted grossed out too. now that i've come clean about that horrible secret i've been hiding for years, i can sleep easy at night.
AHAHAHA! i still feel bad about that sometimes.... i hope he wasn't truely traumatized by the whole thing.
id pee on GWB's carpet. im not even from amoreica and id love to. anyday just as long as i wouldnt get punished for it