if you could have sex with any forum member, who would it be?

I think someone needs to relax and have a little fun.

 

Are you tryin' to get him locked up!!

 

Orgasmian !

 

To be honest, I could not say, although I must admit it's uncanny the things she says....she seems like me, only born in NZ and with the opposite genitalia.

There's a lot of people on here of the opposite sex I find interesting though, to name a few off the top of my head:

Zilla, Greengirl, goodvibes, Piaf, noela (she plays the Uk...and so do I!), micha, raz, boog and the list goes on, I just cannot think right now. There's probably others I can think of too, I'm just not sure if they are females....

Making "love" to me is really just a physical way of uniting my mind with theirs anywho...so I'd have to get to know the other person fairly well before I was willing to delve that deep into their's and allow them to explore mine.

Edit:
I don't know you at all flannelwearin'gal...so I could not include your name in that list...sorry.

 

Bird_Migration.

This is too easy.

 

Haha, Of course. I do have the hand cuffs...

 

^^ Do you have a gag ball?

If you don't you can use mi......

:leaving:

 

Actually, I'd probably go with Hollographic Trousers because she holds me in contempt, and honestly that's what I'm into.

The weird part is I'm not joking.

 

I kinda know what you mean.

Too bad that fucking her is against my religion.

 

I'm not even gonna say anybody though...... I don't think I'm "in" enough with the RT'ers yet to start pointin' fingers at who I would boink.

 

hahaha..

 

My religion is fucking dames who hold me in contempt

I had this old coworker who really wanted to hook up with me, and I told her I swore to my grandmother I'd only marry an Irish girl.

 

Thanks! I've been looking for one. But I'm set with everything else.
I've got ankle shakles and two whips and a choker.

Excuses, excuses...

 

Hey guys look!

I got the hot one!

 

...so you let her suck your dick, told her that she was ugly, threw her out of the car, and threw a $5 at her?

 

I did actually let her suck my dick and tell her I'd never see her again.

To this day she texts me. Which I told her not to do, because I have a habitat phone.

 

In my defense, my place had just broken into, and my camera had gotten stolen.

Otherwise I would have taped it.

 

wow, heres an original post

 

That's so spineless.
And no fair.

 

Can't you block the bitch or some shit?

Bitches be crazy.