If you could have one not-so-super power...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by porkstock41, Jun 6, 2013.

  1. porkstock41

    porkstock41 stay positive and love your life ~311

    what would it be?

    something that not everyone can do,
    but something that's not quite awesome enough to qualify as a super power.

    mine would be the ability to grow and retract my hair at will, and be able to freeze it at a certain length.

    it would be great for disguises - i could grow a mustache in seconds.
  2. dixie_pixy

    dixie_pixy HighMandi

    I want to breath under water.
  3. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    retractable boobs.. I might not have super powers, but that would be super.. :D
  4. That would actually qualify as a bona fide superpower.
  5. porkstock41

    porkstock41 stay positive and love your life ~311

    right you are.

    now answer the question please!
    bird, you always post these types of threads, but never include your answer in the OP.
  6. I have to think about it, I'll get back to you later.
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    the ability to edit my hipforums posts after 2 days.
  8. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    The trust of all animals... They just hang out, help around the house. That kind of stuff.
  9. porkstock41

    porkstock41 stay positive and love your life ~311

    watch it tyrson, that's borderline too awesome
  10. Glasshopper

    Glasshopper Struggling for sanity

    The ability to excite people about issued they are interested in
    (oh wait I CAN do that already)

    The ability to see bullshit thought and ideas and make people aware that what they believe is CRAP.
  11. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

    The ability to drink coffee all day and not have to pee all the time
  12. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    I do that normally...
  13. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

    The ability to eat what I want without getting fat.
  14. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    Ummm.... I do that too.
  15. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

    Teach us master.
  16. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    weak micro-telekinesis.

    mental communication with cats. (and possibly several other non-human terrestrial species)

    influencing the course of my own dreams to the same kind of degree as the kinds of choices we all get to make in waking life.

    the wisdom to put all of these to the best possible use and the ability to recognize opportunities to do so.
  17. The ability to change font colour at will

    By the power of Greyskull, I am the power!!!

    See, like that
  18. porkstock41

    porkstock41 stay positive and love your life ~311

    i said one...:toetap05:

  19. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

    anyone can excite people about things that they already like...

    the ability to see in the dark.
  20. porkstock41

    porkstock41 stay positive and love your life ~311

    how about one fingertip that could act as a lighter. just a little flame, i'm not talking about shooting fire or anything.

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