If you could be made out of anything besides flesh and bones what would you be?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Revenant Phantasm, Jan 9, 2005.

  1. One day the teacher mrs. Pigglesworth asked her class "What would you be besides flesh blood and bones, it could be anything?" lil johnny said "I would be gold so if I scratched my arm some gold would flake off and I could buy a car." Then Little Jimmy said "I would be platinum because I could scratch my arm and then some platinum skin would flake off and i could buy 2 Cars!" Then little Timmy said "I would be pubic hairs!" And suprised, Mrs. Pigglesworth asked why timmy would be pubic hairs. And lil timmy answered "well my sister only has a little bit of pubic hairs and you should see the cars outside her garage!"
     
  2. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    yeah, If I could be made of anything, it would be pubes..... theres just something about being hair that would be sweet
     
  4. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    err sugar and spice and everything nice - of course silly!
     
  5. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    isn't that what you are made of al.........sorry i could not complete that without laughing
     
  6. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    I'd be made out of cheese.
     
  7. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    haha yes it is so die in a hole if you think otherwise:p

    ps...i hate your sig pic - just thought id let you know
     
  8. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    id be made out of velour that shit is so comfortable
     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I would be made out of duct tape.
     
  10. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    typical guy all about the duct tape
     
  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

  12. jen910

    jen910 Senior Member

    I'd like to be made out of Sperimint gum.
     
  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    not juicyfruit?
     
  14. jen910

    jen910 Senior Member

    I hate juicyfruit. I want to be green and minty.
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    k. I wanna chew ya and stick ya under a resteraunt table.
     
  16. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

    I'd be made of pure thought.

    Or sapphire. I think it'd be cool to be translucent deep blue.

    -Jeffrey
     
  17. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    oh, can I change my answer to saphire!!!!!!!?
     
  18. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

    Good answer! :D
     
  19. jen910

    jen910 Senior Member

    k, which resteruant because i only deserve to be in the finest.
     
  20. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

    Thanks! :D

    It's something I've thought about on my own time, so I had it at the ready. LOL!

    -Jeffrey
     

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