If you could be made out of anything besides flesh and bones what would you be?

One day the teacher mrs. Pigglesworth asked her class "What would you be besides flesh blood and bones, it could be anything?" lil johnny said "I would be gold so if I scratched my arm some gold would flake off and I could buy a car." Then Little Jimmy said "I would be platinum because I could scratch my arm and then some platinum skin would flake off and i could buy 2 Cars!" Then little Timmy said "I would be pubic hairs!" And suprised, Mrs. Pigglesworth asked why timmy would be pubic hairs. And lil timmy answered "well my sister only has a little bit of pubic hairs and you should see the cars outside her garage!"

 

yeah, If I could be made of anything, it would be pubes..... theres just something about being hair that would be sweet

 

err sugar and spice and everything nice - of course silly!

 

isn't that what you are made of al.........sorry i could not complete that without laughing

 

I'd be made out of cheese.

 

haha yes it is so die in a hole if you think otherwise

ps...i hate your sig pic - just thought id let you know

 

id be made out of velour that shit is so comfortable

 

I would be made out of duct tape.

 

typical guy all about the duct tape

 

and?

 

I'd like to be made out of Sperimint gum.

 

not juicyfruit?

 

I hate juicyfruit. I want to be green and minty.

 

k. I wanna chew ya and stick ya under a resteraunt table.

 

I'd be made of pure thought.

Or sapphire. I think it'd be cool to be translucent deep blue.

-Jeffrey

 

oh, can I change my answer to saphire!!!!!!!?

 

Good answer!

 

k, which resteruant because i only deserve to be in the finest.

 

Thanks!

It's something I've thought about on my own time, so I had it at the ready. LOL!

-Jeffrey