One day the teacher mrs. Pigglesworth asked her class "What would you be besides flesh blood and bones, it could be anything?" lil johnny said "I would be gold so if I scratched my arm some gold would flake off and I could buy a car." Then Little Jimmy said "I would be platinum because I could scratch my arm and then some platinum skin would flake off and i could buy 2 Cars!" Then little Timmy said "I would be pubic hairs!" And suprised, Mrs. Pigglesworth asked why timmy would be pubic hairs. And lil timmy answered "well my sister only has a little bit of pubic hairs and you should see the cars outside her garage!"