If you could be anything you want, but it has to start with the first letter of....

Serpent slinging serendipitous sonnets seducing striking senoritas.

 

amazing, back on topic 17 pages later...

 

Well, I didn't read pages 1-20.

 

thank you!

 

just a jivin janitor if i had to go with what my parents named me.

or the teleporting telepathic theripest if i went by patranymic, or my nom de forum.

not that i'd WAN'T to be a teleporting telepathic theripist. but it's that or a tripped out theologian which ain't me either, and i'm not sure which would drive me loonier soonier.

i'd rather be eugene the engineer or adam the architect, but nooooo, ...

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.../\...

 

hey, i'm not saying it's a bad thing... if anything i'm just impressed that this thread didn't get closed 15 pages ago. seems like the moderators have been on a slight power trip about off topic threads lately...

 

I would be a cupcake, candy, crazy, colourful, classy, contagious, charming, chocolate

 

How about close to me?

 

bah! haha. How could I resist.

 

And then we should ciss.

 

Anaujiram

...or Adventuristic

 

I would be a mega porn star.