If we steal everything on top of your fridge, what we getting?

run faster..

 

I don't own a fridge. I live in a garage.

 

I survived an atombomb once by crawling in a fridge.

 

I was there, too.

 

It'll never be fast enough man. Fate of the world and all

Alrighty then Indy

 

We are all indys here

Edit: that or Andys

 

A large glass Jar of Brach's Star Brites peppermint candies and another much smaller jar of loose change that needs to be rolled and taken to the bank for my savings account. (probably not worth stealing)

 

Don't run... Take your car.

 

Well. My garage fridge is more fun so you'll get a old rusty machete, 2x hunting knives, a empty bottle of champagne we had for our wedding and a couple of litre empty German beer bottles.

 

Yeah! I'm selling before 2020 election. Politics aside, it was a great investment.

Three of them are flavored. One of them is grape... god knows why.

 

You won't get anything other then sometimes left over rice and beans.

Now if you steal from the middle of the fridge you'll get most of my dark chocolate collection. Which means war.

 

no orange?

 

Oh, I've got the Orange. I'm kinda thinking about saving that one for election night.

Trump & Tonics
White (Orange) Russians

I could do this all day!

 

On my fridge inside there isn't anything on top of it except maybe some dust and these sticky things my sister gave me they have a suction cap and they are like little fruit and vegetable characters... Must have been some Aussie promo thing. I was sticking them on my fridge but they fall off and dog will eat them.

 

Flash light, paper plates, Tupperware, cigarette rolling machine, unidentifiable shit.

 

Wild animals get inside again?

 

A broken fluorescent tube, which I should probably finally hurry up and take to the recycling center on-the-double, because I don't think you wanna eat that thing.

 

Ha-ha

 

actually i was on an island when i said that, so taking my car would have been a terrible idea.

anyway, i was basically right, except there's actually two coolers.

 

Seems like running would have been a less that stellar idea also