If U Had To Be For 3 Days A Celebrity Of The Opposite Sex

I'm thinking Ruby Rose.

 

I'd be Nigella Lawson...I'd probably spend all day being an outrageous gastronomic flirty pants & then enter a room full of mirrors & frantically dildo my delicious, cougar pussy into oblivion with a great big chocolate flavoured dildo!

 

other then the hassle of being a celeb, it would mostly be three days of so what.
and if its only three days, i could probably avoid most of the hassle.

oh i wouldn't mind acting in something that was consistant with my own ideas
and based upon them. i can't give you any who's, because personalities,
or the appearance of humans, just aren't things i focus on or keep up with.

but if i could be in a house that would own, one thing i would do is take a lot of nich hot baths
in a nice large real bathtub. you know that, along with the rest of it,
really wouldn't matter what gender i was, physical or perceived, at all.

i don't believe the mind has gender, so i really don't see how this would be any big thing at all.

the celeb thing, if people listened to me because of it,
if i could have a good influence on politics because of it,
that would be a good thing too.

if you want to hear about what i'd actually do,
rather then who i'd be doing it,
that i'd be interested in.

 

Donald Trump

 

I'd be Irminsul. Sounds like fun.

 

Biggest celebrity outta Austria since Arnie.

 

^^Really?

 

lol.. yea. She's cool, isn't she? I want to go dj in ibiza...

EDIT: Spoke too soon. Paris Hilton's Ibiza Residency Is Finally Over

 

Truthfully, I didn't know she was doing...anything anymore.

 

I don't think it was highly publicized. I just happened to know.

 

it really wouldn't matter as long as i could have a whole house entirely to myself for those three days and didn't have to be anywhere or do anything,
it would just not make the least difference who the hell they were.
you know like unless they were going to be arrested or something. but if that wasn't going to be for more then the three days, then even that wouldn't matter too much.

i still don't know how you would BE someone other then yourself.
you might occupy someone else's body and their life. trade places inside your and their head or something.

you know the old saying; "no matter where you go, there you are".

 

I would chose to be Valentina Lisitsa and hopefully get to play Liszt's beautiful piano arrangement of Schubert's simple song 'Ave Maria'
Back in 2012, she played it as part of this recital and you could have heard a pin drop among the 5,272 members of the audience.
Few people realize that coming to London. just one woman and a Bosendorfer piano could sell out at the Royal Albert Hall and transfix the entire audience for more than 2 hours. Something that I have not come across since Kathleen Ferrier sung alone (without an orchestra) at Carnegie Hall in the 1930s. I have added a video of the work that brought tears to the eyes of her audience. Sadly, although in still in her early 30s, probably the greatest contralto singer of all times died a few months after her concert.

 

Putin, the greatest leader of our time

 

At first I was like
Damn, Nigella is cool, I'ma like this post

But then the second half of your post happened

 

Yeah, this.

All of this...

 

I think if anything I'd like to be me as a celebrity. Is that narcissistic?

 

Why would anyone want to be a celebrity? It's like a total loss of privacy. I could never be famous. I'm not cut out for it.

 

Dennis Rodman on a trip to North Korea.

 

next question: why would this be any big deal?

now if i could swap places with someone on another planet in another solar system, that might be interesting.
i mean swap souls. the bodies that could live on either would have to be the ones evolved there.