If Men Ruled...

I'd like to see it. Can you videotape it?

 

dunno. have to get her at just the right moment.

 

Let me know. PM me.

 

i'll try. i won't be seeing her for a while. it's a matter of coaxing her at just the right moment. she really should go pro.

 

awesome.

 

gracious and mysterious, eh? i don't think i've ever been called that before.

 

Well they've figured out how to get embryos without men, so soon we will just be able to sit around and watch, they're getting all the good jobs and money.

 

which jobs are those? i thought the middle and lower classes were being equally screwed, male or female.

 

Men are being crowded out of universities and good jobs, preferential hiring is helping the women just starting out. Personally I'm beyond caring.

I'm tired of being expected to solve the world's problems, of providing and protecting. If you don't mind I'll be riding my motorcycle and feeling the wind on my knees. Y'all can have your test tube babies and create your utopias..

 

AWESOME!! because i'm so totally into that.

 

Good! Only thing is you won't be allowed to change your mind halfway through the process.

 

but what about a woman's perogative?

 

What about it?

Once you decide to act like men you're subject to the same limitations.

 

do i get to control the remote?

 

what does "acting like a man" mean, anyway? i've always been a little fuzzy on that one.

 

It means that if you're out there working to pay the bills and commit to that, follow through on it.

That's why women were taken off the whole running-the-planet thing initially, though you eventually took it back with subtlety, guile and the use of certain bodily bits.

"How's "fire" coming?" "Heather thinks it should be green, but I think it should be blue. I like blue." "Green!" "Blue!" "Green!" "Blue!""Green!" "Blue!""Green!" "Blue!""Green!" "Blue!""Green!" "Blue!" "ALRIGHT ENOUGH! I'M COLD!" *rubs two sticks together* THERE!

 

ah. i see. well, i know an awful lotta men acting like women, then. you know, changing their minds and not following through. and being late a lot...those are the women's perogatives, right?

but the fire thing has left me in the dark.

 

RE: ah. i see. well, i know an awful lotta men acting like women, then

Yup.

They're called metrosexuals etc.

 

You know, women better ruled this planet when we stayed home and took care of the kids. Why, you ask? Because we raised the next generation of rulers, as well as whispering our opinions to our husbands, coercing them to make decisions as WE see fit.

But now we spend so much time working next to our husbands, knee-deep in the same poo that we can't see the situations that need our opinions from the un-biased third party perspective that we previously could give. Not to mention, we spend far less time now trying to raise our children because we are working that they are left to raise themselves and so we lose our control on things even more so.

We should all go back home, cook a meal, and tell everyone to fuck off because we want our control back.

 

Yup.

Basically you ran everything while yr menfolk worked themselves into early graves.

But once again, that just wasn't enough. It wasn't enough to be looked after, defended, waited on, doted on, put on a pedastal, and given the reins.

Nope.

Ya wanted more.

This isn't new. Eve. Pandora.