if jesus were to come now, what would he be?

no no

virgin

i am pretty solid on that answer Regis.

 

mary mother of jesus and Mary Magdalene are two different marys, prolly didnt even have the same name, damn king james and his translation....

 

So God, which Jesus is one with, acting as the Holy spirit, did the nasty with mother mary, so jesus could be born, and then mary magdalene and him were free to be in love and make love and have kids with no virgin worries to consider.

got it.

 

more like artificial insemination, jesus was a donor, but there was as of yet no genetic tie.

 

She still would've had to shag the "holy spirit" to have this happen. In vitro didn't exist back then. There is no way she was a virgin.

 

how could it not be possible, this is an omnipotent entity, creater of adam from cosmic dust.

 

check this out in the KJAV, Luke 3: 27 Joanna, son of....... wtf? then this.....Luke 24:10 theres another Joanna with Mary Magdalene at the tomb.

and get this Joanna means John.....jesus' most beloved disciple, head on his shoulder etc. what do I make of that?

 

The holy ghost was the doctor and the donor......

 

thats a relief.........so incest is definitely out. whew

 

what about Adams first wife?

 

haha what
John was born a female?

Tranvestite disciple! I knew Jesus hit from both sides of the plate

 

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

How could Jesus be the donor if he was not born yet?

 

god was, jesus=god...DUH!!!!!

 

how much easier would the trials he went through and were oh so graphically depicted in the passion of the christ movie , have been easier to take if you had already been to heaven and had already basked in gods prescence?

 

Damn this religionism! It makes no sense!

 

Well, lets suppose that he had a female disciple, we'll just call her John for sake of argument. This disciple was one of the four gospel ones, yet every good christian knows john was different, described the crucifixion different, was specifically singled out by Him as being special, and even wrote revelations

I wonder if the early church fathers might have got out the white out and erased the fe from her gender, being that they didn't seem to particularly respect women as equals, so you'd think they could not have the best student be one? just total conjecture on my part..........based on actual scriptural passages though.

 

just the kind of editting I am positive the early editors of the new testament were guilty of.

 

Sounds interesting.... are these posted somewhere on the internet and if they are do you have links?

 

Just the noted parts of Luke, and my own study, conversations with Christians, and my attempts at making heads or tails of it. I dont know of anyone else ever pointing out the Joanna, son of .... passage. It is different in more recent bibles, joanan, so that solves that loophole.

 

Yes. And don't get all philosophical because 'Jesus is always here' etc... I mean the physical being of Jesus, the way he came 2000 years ago.

Naturally. Now that same outfit would work only in a warm country... so if he came back to Jerusalem like the first time, he'd be right at home.

I guess a more specific question would be where do you think he'd show up? Back in Isreal? In USA? China?