If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

tryin' out is fantasy with three women...

 

walked into a dart game.

 

stabbed by a jealous wife....

 

stabbed by a jealous husband...

 

run over by a train while playin frizbee in the dark.....:-0

 

the rope on your tire swing broke when you were swingin' real high....

 

a grizzly ate your tent....while you were in it

 

Teabagged to death by me

 

fell out of a fast moving train....

 

run over by a slow movin' train....

 

while poppin wheelies on her harley....

 

died from a infected toe....

 

Stepped in a puddle of WD-40 then tried to walk down a flight of stairs.

 

Had loose shoe laces on his last trip up the escalator

 

they woodhave a rag that is soaked in 150 proof alcohol then stuffed in there mouth then ther nose wood be plugged then the rag wood be lit on fire then they wood have to breathe in the fire till there death =]

 

oops.

 

You died exactly 12 minutes after accepting delivery of your new mail order wife and son

 

That's a good one.

You were in the third seat in front of the wing.

 

^looks fake....

 

you.