If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

an airplane dropped you onto a load of frozen shit.

 

his shadow murdered him

 

i think somebody else said something identical about my shadow murdering me...

u choked on spaghetti and couldnt get it out of ur throat

 

cow fart inhalation

 

u were playing chicken and you ran into a mack truck

 

you were driving a mack truck and fell asleep and drove it into a gas station. EXPLOSION

 

I pulled out your veins one by one with needle nose pliers

 

i put u in the electric chair and pulled the switch.

 

lol thats terrible. You're a very stange man.

drowned after the sinking of his homemade yellow submarine

 

had broken glass rain down on him

 

accidently fell while throwing broken glass from a rooftop

 

opened my parachute while falling and my parachute landed on u suffocating u.

 

My shattered bones perforated your jugular and lung

 

my neck and chest padding squashed u when it hit.

 

overdose of Flintstone vitamins

 

overdose on my dick.

 

lmao

But the lighter in my pocket broke and a spark caused the fuel to ignite and you burned to death because you were wearing a lot of hair spray that day

 

i brought a fire extinguisher with my and put the fire out. then i sprayed u and u died becasue u couldnt get any air as the extinguisher was CO2 based.

 

you died in a car accident on the way to beer store...you shouldn't drive while talking on a cellphone,arguing with the GPS lady,smoking a joint,drinking Tim Hortons and eating poutine all at the same time.

 

u were the passenger and u werent wearing a seat belt and i had the airbag shut off on the passenger side