If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

skied off a cliff....

 

plane crash......a plane crashes into you while youre driving down the freeway

 

That's you going off the cliff.


Edit; I changed my mind.... you're in the Bronson's scope.

 

this is you....right before I squish you...(its a carpenter ant)

 

dipped in chocolate and eaten by a woman with pms....

 

I got you so wound up during sex that the mega-orgasm popped an aneurism

 

fell asleep forever while at the computer gathering more posts on hip forums...

 

your biggest fan fell asleep on top of you after a wild and crazy night of sex....you were crushed....

 

Yet another donkey show casualty

 

He ate you.

 

Run over while hitch hiking by that truck that paints the traffic lines.

 

Took a nap in the road. Got run over and was painted by the same truck.

 

Tried to catch a cold and caught a cannonball fired from the 23rd floor of a very tall building instead.

 

lightning hits your outdoor water tap at the exact moment you start taking a piss

 

slipped on a patch of ice 20ft from Everest's summit.

 

you were running down the road when a logging truck went by....too bad you didnt see the one log that got loose and was sticking out the side

 

I almost got hit by a school bus once on a run.

You got phasered.

 

ricochet

 

forgot to eat....

 

ate a pack of mentos and then drank some soda