If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

you fell in the toilet and couldnt get out. ur face ended up beneath the water and u drowned after you had taken a poop.

 

Climbed a tree to get a kite down and fell on a croquet game in progress...but he won the game.

 

remember that eye problem that your doctor said not to worry about?...well you should have been worried...really really really worried

 

Eaten by a polar bear...with paparazzi taking photos

 

A rhinoceros with a butcher knife wielded by his tail, which he swings wildly at your face.

 

trebuchet ride into the ocean

 

a car ride.....into the locks at the Rideau canal

 

Met a girl on the computer which turned out to be an alligator. Which ate him.

 

you swallowed ten of those weird gel dinosaur kid toys that expand 20 times bigger when they get wet

 

ovaltine overdose....

 

got lost in a corn maze and eaten by raccoons

But I'm not from Quebec...

 

those purple berries where poisonous

 

you were sitting on the throne while posting and an electric sewer eel came up and shocked you to death.

 

you ate too many blueberries and shat out your guts...all was fine until you flushed

 

u tried shrooms but u ate a poisionous one by accident

 

ak-47....one clip per limb....then three clips in torso

 

Said "Hey, everybody! Watch this!!"


Famous last words.

 

u were texting while driving and didnt see that pole.

 

drinking and chainsaws don't mix

 

you slapped a clydesdale right on the ass while he was sleeping