If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

you had such a good orgasm that it gives u a heart attack and you die

 

you were flying an airplane for the first time alone after getting a pilots license and you suddenly without warning turned blind

 

you put your hand down the garbage disposal and when running to get help were attacked by several viscous coyotes.

 

she's so enraged she had aneurysm, both her eyes popped and her head exploded...kinda made a fizzle noise

 

her little dogs turned on her

 

you died a quiet little death in your house from carbon monoxide poisoning

 

You woke up and mice were crawling in and out of your eyesockets.

 

you hang glided into some powerlines......burnt toast

 

my cat gave you cat scratch fever...you died

 

someone pulled your finger. and your head popped off

 

you were playing with your belly button......and didnt realize that its real purpose is an on/off switch

 

Was caught masturbating by his father, later that same day chokes to death on an onion ring.

 

Was caught masturbating with his father, triple suicide.

 

you were climbing the side of an abandoned building and didnt notice the work crew with the crane and wrecking ball........SPLATT!!!!! ten points for the crane operator

 

Shot by a parking cone?

 

U wanted to climb Mount everest but while you were crossing the Khumbu icefall a chunk of the glacier fell and crushed you.

 

Force fed McDonald's fish sandwiches 'til death.

 

you were hitching on the highway and got your thumb stuck in a passing trucks mirror

 

poutine overdose

 

wooo...I had to read that twice before I noticed it said poutine



You died when you tried to snort wasabi