If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

wahahah that's the second time we died together

 

your giant balls exploded...after you realized you had no balls...you hung yourself

 

you were tazered by the RCMP

 

death by tie dye

 

Columbian necktie

 

Trapped in a silo, drowned in oats.

 

you somehow managed to get your head stuck in your ass

 

Got his head stuck up my huge ass.

 

died when I bit off his prostate

 

Stabbed by a unicorn as it charged u.

 

U wur arrested by the u police and they tortured u tu death becuz u wuz tu lazy to type "you"

 

They then did the same to u becauae u changed to into tu.

 

your spelling hurted my eyes....so they retaliated with LASERS!!!!!!!!


Zap!!!!..you are dead

 

Except because their eyes were hurt as well they were blinded and couldnt aim well. Instead of hitting me they killed u and i got away.

 

Then Commando steps into the woods and blows you both away with his AK.

 

Beaten to death for typing slightly faster than me.

 

Brain malfunction from shrinking after typing, "than me."

 

I tap on your forehead until it gets soft, then I start pulling out your brains with my finger.

 

Ha! Ha!

Choked to death on my wiggle worm

 

fall off a cliff