If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

paintball to the gut pops your intestine

 

U r a pow and to make an example of you the enemy decides to make a video of ur death. While u r chained they drop you into a tub of sulfuric acid where they leave u to die

 

At a Civil War battle re-enactment, you get ripped in half by a cannon misfire, and your intestines fall out.

 

WW3 breaks out, so you hyperventilate and die.

 

tried to "one man one jar" your bong

 

You go into a pizza parlor where there is a claw game. A worker mistakes you for a stuffed animal and forces you into the machine. No one will believe that you aren't a stuffed animal, and you starve to death.

 

fell down a well.....but they left you there because they only rescue babies

 

Walked into a deadly trap set by the Coyote for the Roadrunner.

 

died because the deadly trap backfired on you during set up

 

Run over by the Batmobile on its way to police headquarters

 

ran over by a train in a tunnel

 

hit by chunks from exploding space shuttle.

 

had a pole shoved so far up your ass it damaged ur intestines.

 

drown in a fire

 

tickled to death by little people

 

the ink......it was too deep....and you drowned

 

In a futile, but noble attempt to prove that gravity is a choice.

 

you volunteered to be the second person to get cryogenically frozen and then sliced into .005" thick slices for a medical biology illustrated textbook

 

Ur a construction worker and u make a bad tnt mistake. Oops

 

you suffocated when your dog took a crap in your mouth while you were sleeping