If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

you fell asleep in the backseat of BBAD's car before it was hit by the train....

 

pissed dry

 

drowned after falling asleep in the bathtub....

 

drowned during oral sex

 

while ice fishing you fell through the ice....

 

you got hit by lightning during a skydive

 

Juggling electric eels

 

Lost his mind while breakdancing and just went in circles until he died of dehydration

 

0.01 sec before impact.

 

this ones gonna load slow for you

 

late onset SIDS

 

Beaten to death by a Sea Cow

 

slipped in the shower and smacked head, body not found for days

 

her car was such a piece of junk that when she went to buy a part at the junkyard they grabbed it with the magnet and ran it through the shredder without even noticing her in it

 

Yeah that took a few minutes

You tried to dig your way out.

 

Your death....caught on tape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juke5ymXaKc

 

dehydration due to vomiting and diahrea

 

you punched me in the back of the head for walking slow....it knocked me out and I fell on you....and you suffocated to death....while I went on and live a fullfilling life until my last day when I was 112 years old

 

At which point you just desitigrated into a pile of dust.

 

you overdosed on diet pepsi