If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Legionnaires disease

 

Fell into a tar pit.

 

hot air balloon ride and the heat gets stuck on

 

water intoxication

 

hooked a car battery up to her vibrator, well you know the rest of the story....

 

got stuck while having sex with someones tailpipe and they took off without noticing you

 

While hunting quail with a buddy ur buddy accidentally mistakes u for a quail and shoots u. Ur not as lucky as when dick cheney did this to his hunying buddy.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr7ZWJJdPV8
crushed by a giant boob..

 

Heart attack during a 3-way

 

Got in a fatal car crash

 

Fed to rats.

 

the pool




....was empty when you dove in

 

Got lost in a giant labrynth only to wander around inside it for the rest of ur life.

 

you tried to stop a bunch of Chinese army tanks .....but this time they run you over

 

you were skating on a frozen pond when u suddenly hear the ice crack and you fall through. Nobody is able to help u out of the water

 

vaporized in a North Korean nuclear weapons test

 

got shot in the iranian uprising that is currently occuring.

 

got killed trying to assassinate pauley shore

 

riding a motorcycle at full speed and you hit a chainlink fence which turns you into 6 foot long 2 inch thick meat strings

 

U caughed up a lung... Literally