If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

from the vile dust from which she sprung, unwept, unhonored, and undone.

 

Hugged to death.

By the care bears!

 

smothered by a group of large women squishing their breasts on your face.

 

Driven off of a cliff in an ambulance.

 

in a hail of bullets

 

taxed to death.....

 

Trapped in a plastic bag

 

paralyzed by a snake bite and then eaten alive by maggots

 

Snuck into santas sleigh on xmas eve but fell out over the arctic ocean

 

tried to scare the garbage man .....and fell asleep in the can

 

Died of old age.

 

tried bungee jumping from a helicopter....and forgot to tie up

 

repeatedly smacked with an electric guitar

 

in a gruesome Jack Lalane juicer infomercial filming accident

 

Had a live powerline fall on u.

 

Sent to five seconds before the beginning of time and then exploded.

 

Food poisoning from eating contaminated toast.

 

Strapped to a table and nibbled on by rats.

 

eaten up by a roving shadow

 

Dipped in a vat of boiling Mello Yello.