If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

put fangers into a toaster to check n see if was heating properly.....ZAP...

 

homoerotic asphyxiation with a shoelace:leaving:

 

bizarre ping pong accident......

 

fell down the hill and broke his crown while fetching a pail of water

 

i pooped in ur mouth and u choked on it.

 

Caught swine flu

 

The sun reached out a fiery hand and ate you.

 

you died when sparks from jesus' magic wand ricochet'd off of satan's invisible forcefield

 

run over by an ambulance then when the ambulance is transporting you and rtrying to administer AED shock, the ambulance get hit by a local power company truck... and then death.

 

You slip on a banana peel and fall into the grand canyon

 

choked on your weiner....

 

Stabbed in the heart by Super Mario.

 

Fall out of an airplane at 20,000 feet.

 

100,000 paper cuts on your neck

 

That can be avenged only by the old Chinese tradition, the Death of a Thousand Cuts.

 

he gets screwed to death, nice way to go....

 

With hubby humping her from the spoon position

 

Gets stuck in a freezer.

 

Forgets how to breathe.

 

collapsed and died after winning a bollywood danceoff competition