If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

crashes electric bike into a Mack truck grill

 

mistook a stick of dynamite for a cigar.

 

you got rear-ended.

 

you ate one to many bananas....

 

While digging you hit an underground powerline

 

scared to death by your own shadow

 

tried to juggle steak knives.....and failed.

 

froze to death after a full body wax

 

Was riding his bike down the roa when an elephant runs down the street and steps on him

 

sky diving your parachute didn't open...."look out for that tree"

 

Went scuba diving and ran out of air

 

ripped apart by roving monkees

 

Had leeches suck out all ur blood so u become a human raisin

 

Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

One whips out a sawed off shotgun and shoots you in the face

 

no offense but that was really lame.
Bleeds to death due to 1 million little paper cuts

 

riding a mountain bike down a ski jump hill and you stick your foot in the front spokes because you're too damn high to know what you're doing.

 

Was on crack and decided to do a handstand on the railing of a bridge over a river and fell into the river on a cold december night. -true story rip 2006

 

climbed Everest....tripped on untied bootlaces merely five steps from the summit and slid down the whole mountain on your face.

 

You got angry and stabbed a wall with buck knife. Unfortunately, the knife penatrated the main power conduit to your house. The rest is history.