If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

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  1. SpacemanSpiff

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    crashes electric bike into a Mack truck grill
     
  2. Monkey Boy

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    mistook a stick of dynamite for a cigar.
     
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    you got rear-ended.
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    you ate one to many bananas....
     
  6. Shadow2145

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    While digging you hit an underground powerline
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

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    scared to death by your own shadow
     
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    tried to juggle steak knives.....and failed.
     
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    froze to death after a full body wax
     
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    Was riding his bike down the roa when an elephant runs down the street and steps on him
     
  11. countrygirl

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    sky diving your parachute didn't open...."look out for that tree"
     
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    Went scuba diving and ran out of air
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    ripped apart by roving monkees
     
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    Had leeches suck out all ur blood so u become a human raisin
     
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    Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.
    Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

    One whips out a sawed off shotgun and shoots you in the face :D
     
  16. Shadow2145

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    no offense but that was really lame.
    Bleeds to death due to 1 million little paper cuts
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    riding a mountain bike down a ski jump hill and you stick your foot in the front spokes because you're too damn high to know what you're doing.
     
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    Was on crack and decided to do a handstand on the railing of a bridge over a river and fell into the river on a cold december night. -true story rip 2006
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    climbed Everest....tripped on untied bootlaces merely five steps from the summit and slid down the whole mountain on your face.
     
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    You got angry and stabbed a wall with buck knife. Unfortunately, the knife penatrated the main power conduit to your house. The rest is history.
     
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