If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

drowned in a sewage tank

 

skating on thin ice, fell through...

 

ate too much Bayer

 

cold heart froze over

 

caught cancer

 

Mauled by Koala.

 

vampire attack

 

shark attack

 

Rabbit attack

 

run over by their school bus

 

wrongly convicted on multiple murder charges and sentenced to Lethal injection

 

Fell into a Miller beer brewing tank and drown. Thousands of beers will end up tasting like you.

 

Raped and beaten to death by apes.

 

while pushing it

 

Canada freezes over and you turning you into ice.

 

You were in the white one. Fouth from top.

 

the moon crashed into the earth...right on your house

 

Your home.

 

your hame



might load slow on dial up

 

^Damn those nukes are one of the few things I really feel intimidated by. Your just going about your business and BAM! Vaporization.

Eaten by a giant catfish.