If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Ouch...

You got kicked in the head by Mr Miyagi and got knocked out at the top of these stairs. You fell like a slinky all the way to the bottom.

 

somebody squished your head

 

Beaten to death by a huge sig pic.

 

held your breath so long even your avatar turned blue and then passed out and died

 

Fell into a Stephen King book and killed in a pretty pitiful way.

 

by being drowned in runny mash potato

 

infected papercut

 

in my arms

 

garbagetruck dropped a dumpster on u

 

fell asleep in a dumpster and then dumped in garbagetruck, an crushed

 

chopped u up into fish food

 

Ground down into Pedigree dog food.

 

shot in the back while walkingn through a large crowd, then as u lay on the ground bleeding the crowd gathered around and took turns stabbing u as they laughed and stared

 

fucked and pissed on my pyschotic monkeys then shoved in an elephants mouth to die of old age.

 

Choking on air, then molested by a 4 yr old.

 

a masked psycho forced u 2 eat the mutilated remains of your family as you watched videos of them being raped and tortured after he/she had left u noticed they had left a gun overcome with rage and regret for what u had done u put the gun in your mouth and blew your brains out

 

Peas slowly being shoved up your nose.

 

choked on 18" log of shit from oprah winfrey

 

stabbed behind the beer store by a googly eyed drunk Indian

 

savagely beatin by an armless weightlifter, then fucked 2 death by a pack of angry bottlenose dolphins