If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

died swimming lake ontario to get to canada

 

hotdog overdose

 

got in the way of my drive by on crankyirishgirl

 

died of the classic broken heart

 

eaten to death by ants

 

shark attack while swimming in the gulf of mexico

 

died while having sex with a three hundred pound sumo wrestler

 

fell down the stairs [to the basement]

 

jumped from a bridge because he isn't gettin' any

 

so true..i'm even refusing self-love because i dont like to cuddle after.........hit a major artery playing lawn darts with hubby

 

cut off his dick while sharping his knife in the nude

 

tripped and fell on a police spike belt

 

doing this

 

beat to death by those LA black guys that beat up that trucker guy after the Rodney King verdict

 

run over by the four guy that aren't watching where their going...

 

a bus ran you over and locked up its brakes with you under the tires and smeared you like butter

 

I was out hunting bear, sorry you shouldn't wear fur...

 

Your fuel line sprang a leak while you were driving and gas poured onto the engines red hot manifold. You were toasted shortly after in the explosion.

 

Beaten to death by countrygirl cause you were wearing your albino tiger fur socks

 

You didn't read the sigh, "Elevator Out Of Order" you were in the 11 floor....splat