If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

got pulled into the auto feed surface planer....tried to save himself by grabbing ahold of the jointer...as his flailing legs passed by the bandsaw

 

Tried to help your neighbor's wife with the groceries and the husband got jealous so he stabbed you with his drum sticks.

 

killed by his neighbor when he bought some drums

 

Flushed out of the airplane toilet.

 

was watching tv minding her own business when I got flushed and she broke my fall

 

beat to death by pimp

 

beat to death by Canadian snowbirds

 

Drowned in a goldfish bowl.

 

devoured by the beast in the sig pic of his

 

Watching lesbians play roller hockey.

 

Fell out of a plane and got impaled on the Seattle space needle

 

Eaten by Madonna and whatever her flavour of the week is.

 

got your tongue stuck on a cold airplane propeller

 

Destroyed by 1000 spear stabs at once

 

took a piss on a ww2 landmine and it went off

 

Ate some live ants, but didn't realise they were flesh eating ants, so got eaten from the inside out.

 

murdered by hillbillies

 

Laughed self to death after aforementioned downstair pushing

 

smoked a whole cigarette in one inhale and passed out and fell down the stairs......at the Eiffel Tower

 

Was the blonde streetwalker who was consequentially beaten to death by her pimp for killing a potential customer.