If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Put too much stuff up your poophole

 

re-enacted the "1 guy 1 cup" video with a larger jar and worse results

 

brutally mauled by a mouse

 

contracted the first known case of "ass and mouth" disease

 

Sneezed to hard and broke a rib which sliced into the heart.

 

fell down an escalator and broke her neck several times as well as severing a limb

 

got lost skiing on heli-tour in North B.C., died from hypothermia when you sat down to rest and your sweat cooled off and dropped your core temperature

 

bad batch of peanut butter

 

Got stuck in a Lotto number ball wind box, right before the Super 6 at 6

 

first rare case of death via arthritis, by way of too much gaming

 

died from an exaggerated case of Eczema that you got from Hotel comforters

 

died from the carcinogenics he inhaled from the incense he burned ritualistically

 

bed bugs ate you alive until you were dead...then they ate you dead

 

A goat chewed off all of your hair and you died of a head cold.

 

torn apart limb by limb by monkeys

 

Beaten to death with my severed arms and legs by aforementioned monkeys

 

sat down on the intake port of the hot tub and the 5hp pumped pulled out all your insides

 

Went sky diving but fell on a helicopter.

 

went skydiving and landed on a crocodile

 

slept in wood chips at a paper mill and woke up as paper.