If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

drowned in a pool of brine

 

choked on English Bangers

 

was a victim of an extreme case of police brutality, which they wrote off as defence.

 

Was hit by a tomahawk in the chest by the last of the Mohicans.

 

got victimised by the hell's angels and taken to a deserted location where he was stripped of his flesh and covered in salt, screaming for mercy as he started to lose consciousness

 

You fell into a deep dream about dirty dancing with Patrick Swayze and never regained consciousness. You were stuck in the dream until your death 33 years later.

 

ear drums couldn't withstand the impact of my speaker system; they imploded inwards running blood straight into the brain; quickly forming a clot. the actual death didn't take long; but the duration of pain felt like a lifetime.

 

murdered by Robert Blake

 

murdered by a candlestick in the library.....

 

cuts finger when making toast, a major blood vessel is struck and you bleed to death in your kitchen.

 

tried committing suicide by jumping off a block of flats; but was talked out of it and was on his way back to safety when his foot slipped and he fell to his death, anyway..

 

Tried to get a brain transplant but the brain rejected him.

 

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You tried siphoning petrol from your neighbors motorhome ....but got the wrong tank and a huge mouthfull.......and subsequently puked out your insides

 

stepped out your front door

 

had a nasty accident involving a block of cheese, 6 crackers and a car battery

 

put on the ole slippers a bit to fast

 

fell asleep in the bath; woke up briefly while struggling for air as the bath water filled the lungs.. but eventually those weak struggles decreased - and all was still..

 

Icy wings

 

clouds hugged you too hard

 

Smoked so many cigarettes that she was the first smoking related case of toe cancer