If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

fell from the barn roof and landed on his head

 

got possessed by a spirit and strangled herself

 

from a slow acting poison.

 

fell off the cat walk and broke his neck

 

brain exploded by witicism overload

 

You tried to beat me in a boat race. That's you to the right after the tip of your boat was submerged going 82mph. 2 seconds after this photo was taken you hit an oncoming boat going 72mph. Your body was essentially split in half.

 

was using a rented gas operated hydraulic wood splitter and you tripped and your head fell between the blade and the block of wood....and when you awoke you accidentally hit the spoolvalve and split your head open...but dont worry ...Home depot only charged for one day rental out of respect

 

snorted razorblades

 

over dosed on apple juice

 

fell under the log splitter....:-0

 

i was having fun with my papa's shotgun and you ran out front.

 

seagulls shat on you until you drowned

 

Someone tired you up in your basement had sex with you, but forgot to untie you and you starved to death....

 

wild crazed sex with hubby on 100th birthday....

 

found a rejuvenation potion which had dramatic repercussions on his heart

 

choked to death on a porkchop

 

mashed up in farmout's combine harvester

 

trampled by a bull

 

jumped over a fence and got impaled on a bed of spikes

 

patriot missile hits you right between the eyes