If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

fell off the Eiffel tower while on a shroom binge "thought it was a beanstalk"

 

didn't wake up during a dream he had in which he fell off a cliff - and landed with a splat.

 

was tuning a piano when the prop rod suddenly let go

 

hailstoned to death

 

fell asleep in a snow drift and froze to death

 

overdose on H2O

 

just a random shooting while he eats lunch at a small cafe....never even sees it coming....BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

electrocuted whilst trying to turn the computer on.

 

smoking while filling up at the gas station

 

a haircut that went horrifically wrong

 

tongue piercing right through that big vein and you ate all your own blood

 

Hit by a blimp.

 

tried to fly a homemade kite with a lift factor of 200lbs.....but she only weighs 99lbs........I saw her fly by just before the blimp hit

 

run over by a cement truck

 

was parked behind a cement truck in her convertible when the driver accidentally hit the rotation switch and dumped the load on her

 

Cat in his sig got so sick of being put on the floor that it scratched his face open and the blood loss made him pass out and drown in his bowl of food.

 

drank a bad batch of inky moonshine

 

slipped on ice and cracked his spine

 

smoked too much Ice

 

got his eye jabbed with a jabby thing which poked and pierced it's way through his brain