If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Died in my secret room when I forgot to feed you

 

got tazed by the spelling police for misspelling stabbed and it stopped her heart

 

crashed a truckful of bee pheromones in killerbee country

 

killed by Brooklyn mafia

 

Im gonna tickle you to death

 

im gonna build a rocket ship and you are the first test monkey

 

Im gonna push you in front of a train right before making a fuel tanker crash into the train...then use a laser to make an airplane crash into the place where the train hit you

 

you tried the Supersize me diet plan....for six months :ack2:

 

ate too many saltines and not enough water

 

posted himself to death.....:-0

 

roasted on an open camp fire

 

catches a bad infection after a weird one night stand chick carves beatles lyrics into his thighs

 

fell off a cliff

 

intravenous dmt injection
when the times right

 

one shot from the top right window of the book depository

 

tried to eat a chicken but the chicken ate him instead

 

first person killed by the aliens who finally invade

 

raped by horse so hard his internal organs got shredded in the process

 

got ran over by a truck while enroute to return his rented horse costume

 

rolled up in a spliff by a giant, before getting smoked feet first.