If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

you pulled the harness release instead of the parachute release

 

head on car crash with your funny sig pic

 

got run over by the loonies in ur sig pic, who just so happened to be cannibals; so they took you back to the farm and roasted your corpse in the open air while playing acoustic guitars and smoking chillums.

 

Suicidal sex crazed drug binge

 

overdosed on keyboard cleaner spray

 

the way every Irish person dies





car bomb

 

Choked from trying to swallow the Blarney Stone, or so McFern told her that was what he had between his legs.

 

drowned in the Potomac

 

died of boredom in the audience of "The View"

 

you tied yourself to a tree to protest the logging and you fell asleep....no one saw you and when the lumber guys cut the tree it fell to earth and landed in the worst possible way for you

 

you went out for dinner with Robert Blake

 

gave too much blood to the bloodbank

 

Unfortunately that's your head in the X-ray. Sorry.

 

Was one of Gary Gilmore's fatal attractions

 

dumbell fell on his head at gym

 

overdosed on water trying to win a car on a radio station contest

 

neighbors husband shot him for having sex with his wife

 

Drank so much water until the cells in their body exploded.

 

Neighbor's kid shot everyone within a 50ft radius

 

died of shock when a stripper flashed it in her face.....Mr Dongalong