If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

sneezed so hard your head blow up

 

under tanning lamps trying to get warm

 

bench press malfunction....

 

smoke related disease

 

bizarre micro-phone keyboard electical short....

 

thumped so hard the string broke and strangled him

 

forgot how tall he was when he approached the short helicopter

 

Went swimming near a dam. Got sucked down by the undertow. Died going through the turbine.

 

Sky Diving with a Couch

 

Your head got stuck in the ground.

 

ate too many samples at a costco

 

fell in a fence post hole just and nodody noticed until they re-inserted the hydraulic auger

 

Got harpooned on a public beach

 

lost control of his harley on the interstate while doin wheelies at 75 mph.....:-0

 

chewed so much tobacco, his tobacco ended up chewing him.

 

hit by car while jogging on a lonely, dark country road

 

trapped in an a bullet-proof glass room with a highly toxic gas being emitted from the ventilators; while a colony of scientifically modified ants with a taste for and hightened attraction to blood (even when it's pumping it's course through veins and arteries, surrounded by the flesh of a human body) and will stop at nothing to get it flood the room heading straight for the choking, weeping victim.

 

Choked on spam

 

developped a sudden allergy to eye make-up

 

Engine blowup while you were under the hood