If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Died waiting for Godot

 

fell asleep watchin Andy Griffith, never woke up.....

 

raped and strangled while pretending to be Monica Lewinsky

 

Struck down by a bolt of lightning after submitting post #666

 

a longer middle finger up his nose

 

crushed by a 50 stone woman

 

heart attack after eating poutine too quick

 

ravished by a chiuaua

 

eaten by snails

 

drowned in bubblegum

 

swallowed a piece of glass.

 

hit a tree while skiing

 

drowned in cow manure

 

brutally raped by a bull while scouring the farmers fields for cow patty shrooms

 

like all the other whores...picked up on the corner...raped ....beat up and then put thru a wood chipper and mulched into my flower garden

 

Id like you to die right next to me.....as we drive of a cliff re-enacting the famous Thelma and Louise scene......you can be Louise

 

but I survived....and you walked to the edge to check and you slipped and fell eye first into a ten foot tall pointy rock 100 feet down

 

golfing and hit a wasps nest, you were consumed.

 

Your foot will hit the rock below rotating your body upside down leading to a broken neck and drowning soon after.